Welcome to Emma Clarke’s global soapbox – the antidote to modern living, encapsulated in a series of freewheeling rants.

The circle of life

Today I was chatting to a producer pal. "Do you remember when you gave birth?" he asked. "Of course I do!" I said. "One of the best days of my many memories...such emotion..." "I'm not talking about actual birth, you stupid cow. I'm talking about when you gave birth…

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