Welcome to Emma Clarke’s global soapbox – the antidote to modern living, encapsulated in a series of freewheeling rants.

Happy Unbrexit Day

    This piece contains foul language. If you're a child, step away now. If you disapprove of swearing, don't read it and CERTAINLY don't listen to the audio version. And now you've been warned, please don't complain.     Today is UnBrexit Day and instead of leaving the EU…

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Handy political sound effects

In these febrile political times, me and funnyman colleague Rich Sweetman thought it'd be handy for producers everywhere to have a range of sound effects to use, should the need arise. So herewith, a stock of MP-type noises for your delight. Listen and enjoy/weep. Want to hear some more stupid…

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